"S"Ok folks welcome to the dumbmest match I'll possibly ever see in my whole life",yelled Bowser. Everybody claped except Kamek who was to busy staring at Daisy. "In the pink corner weighting in at 130lbs. Birdo!"Said Bowser. Birdo bowed and waved to Mario and friends. "Go Birdo!",yelled Yoshi. "Kick his Butt", said Daisy.

"Now in the red corner weighting in at 150lbs. The Martial Arts Master,The Old Guy,the one who'll give Birdo the beaten she deserves,The Master!",said Bowser. Master just simply bowed and said"now young one I might go easy on you". "Go Master,Go Master,Go Master, It's your birthday Oh yeah"!,sung Mario and Luigi while doing a disco dance.

Birdo and Master approced each other and gave each other a cold stare. "Now fight",annonced Bowser. Birdo tried for a punch but Master caught her hand and tossed her to a near by wall. "Your skills need sharpening"said The Master. "I'm just geting started you old geyser"yelled Birdo

Birdo then shot 3 eggs at the Master but he simply dodged 2 eggs and caught the last one and tossed it back at Birdo sending her flying across the room. 'Master is kicking her butt"said Mario "Well anybody that trained you should be able to kick Birdo's butt",commented Stanley "Just watch shes just toying with him",said Kammy.

"Get up Birdo he can't beat you!",yelled Yoshi. "shut up and watch the fight",said Waluigi. Everybody then shut up and started to watch the fight. "Get up already"said Master to Birdo. She didn't get up and he was slowly approcing her to make sure he didn't seriously hurt her.

All of a sudden Birdo shot Fireballs at the Master who couldn't dodge in time. "Ha! I told you Icould beat the Master",said Birdo smiling. Master then jumped out of the flames and karate choped Birdo and KOing her. "The winner and still undefeated champion the Master"said Mario. "Hey thats my line you idiot!",yelled Bowser to Mario.

"well looks like I was wrong",Said Daisy frowning. "Oh don't be sad come here and I'll give you a hug"said Kamek to Daisy. "Oh no you don't you old coot!",yelled both Luigi and Waluigi. They both then grabed Kameks arms to keep him from geting to Daisy. 'No my chance for love let me go!",yelled Kamek.

"Oh shut up Kamek"said Luigi and Waluigi. Wario than came out of the bathroom. "Did I miss anything?"asked Wario. "Nothing much really exect Birdo geting her butt kicked buy the Master"Said Kammy. "Are we there yet''asked Stanley. "No''said Peach softly.

Why did Wario take so long? Is Birdo ok? Stay tuned for chapter 3!!!